Friday Funnies: From Underachiever to Champion: Bernie Goldstein's Unlikely Path to Olympic Gold

A Hilarious and Inspiring Tale of Overcoming Odds and Unpredictable Brilliance

Ladies and gentlemen, gather 'round for the tale of Bernie Goldstein, the most unlikely Olympic champion since they put synchronized swimming in the Summer Games. Bernie was what you'd call a real schlemiel with a side of ADHD. You know the type: if he fell into a barrel of thumbs, he'd come out sucking his own. And his attention span? About as stable a…